Monday, December 23, 2013

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Gaahl from gorgoroth-Kevin
Deep thoughts
Make em say Uhhhh-

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Thursday, October 24, 2013


Sunday, September 22, 2013

summons





my latest campaign / attempt to summons a gen. shovel into my possession.

Sunday, September 8, 2013


The old bay bridge and the new bay bridge. SF to Oakland connector. 

Saturday, August 17, 2013

gardenings my business, my business is good


been at it again business as usual,
spending time in my garden patch ary now an then.
the therapeutic time and exercise pays off if done correctly.
normally i don't do things correctly; with my gardening, 
i try hard to stick with the proven ancient techniques
and methods. sometimes i will go out and try something non-traditional. this year in the spring summer grow season i was spotlighting on corn mostly; ive tried this in the past and failed; thats because i was doing it mostly all wrong. 
it takes patients and skill to achieve good results. 
think im finally starting to learn the old ancient mayan secrets 
to growing the elote.


 sacrificial premature corn offering to the bird gods.

wish I had done more documenting
on the rest of my patch this year.
also growing tomatoes, peppers,
cucumbers, and lima beans. the limas
are my favorite bean fordhook type; i think i will do another post
on these when I harvest them soon maybe.
its almost time to pull up these summer
crops and geat ready for fall/winter vegetables,
i have not even thought about these crops yet,
im sorta on the fly with these kinds of decisions..
i also wish i had more time to dedicate
to growing food, need to expand
my patch some, thinking about
a terraced  situation similar to machu picchu.
combining some roman technology water shedding and
ancient terracing coming up with a beautiful and functional
garden area. 
some of my produce, stuff  melts in yo mouth.

my photos are off the chain.





































non-traditional scarecrow.
elote



pole beans in typical turd fashion. fast n loose.
green lantern.


baby mama in the backyarud.




Tuesday, August 13, 2013


Suckers
Dude, I need help with a project. Grab my hips and put yet face in my ass. Oh, and thanks for buying me that burrito today!

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Every once in a while a fellow turd will come along and offer up some goods. Here's a few from Kevin, Tuf e' nuf, Tuff e'nuff, the American Hauler, whatever you wanna call him. I'm honored to be in one of them.
and here's one from an old turd, mike.


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

reporting live




reporting live from turd hq in atlanta ga.
i was sitting in my chair eating a tomato sammich with hellmans salt an pepper listening to some jimmy martin and reading the paper. as a prominent news reporter does, i only report the stuff that matters most, so without further adieu here goes; ric flair has a warrant out for his arrest according to my newspaper. damn ric



Thursday, July 4, 2013

Screaming for vengeance

america's birthday party


you ever seen stone mountain?
oil painting i did last winter,
probably hammered at the time.